snow black

Never once was there a queen

That we couldn’t call serene

She wasn’t very tall

But she loved bocce ball

Her demons always let her win

There’s seven to be exact

They even scared away her men

those bros will never come back

boom baby

I frantically ran looking left and right while the sounds of bells and screaming echoes across the theme park. I bit my lip as I nervously waited at the top thrill dragster for my mother to come find me. I hear a faint scream that sounded like my name, but was unsure due to the roller coaster drowning out the distinct tone. Suddenly, I see what looks like my mother in the distance hysterically searching for me. At that moment I sprinted toward her and jumped into her arms as a solitary tear of joy rolled down her gracious face. “Don’t ever scare me like that again you hear me?” she said. And that was the last time I ever let go of my mothers hand in an amusement park, no matter how excited I was.

spanish pineapple

One gloomy day on a spanish side street, i was attacked by a flying pineapple. It jumped out of a 6 story window and landed on my cerebral cortex. From then on, I have not been able to live without the image of angry pineapples that think they can fly.

Tyler The Creator

My friends came over, and we all piled into the car.

My friends come screeching up the driveway as I run out the front door and jump head first through the back window of the car, which was overcrowded with bodies.

When I walked into that crowded entryway, I got some very weird looks and quite a few raised eyebrows.

The foyer was jam-packed with swarming guests that seemed to be puzzled with the fact that I had a baby in my grasp.

We went to the mall after we were finished eating, and I had to take Tyler with me.

We B-lined straight to the Polaris mall in order to blow every last dollar in our pockets on useless things, but of course I had to bring Tyler with me.